Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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