My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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