his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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