At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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