I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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