I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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