Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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