But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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