Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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