When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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