Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
operation harelip BJ is a go
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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