i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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