we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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