U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Randomize