So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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