no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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