careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
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