A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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