Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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