if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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