new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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