i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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