I hate all girls vehemently.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
and she was petting her beer can
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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