Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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