We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
she pinky promised me she was 18
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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