ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
where does the pee come out of this thing
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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