I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
the raccoons are back...
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