Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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