i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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