You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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