Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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