Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
We need to rekindle our bromance
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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