How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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