If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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