apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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