It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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