Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
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