ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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