Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Rumble strips road head = magical
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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