Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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