yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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