wakey wakey hands off snakey
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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