You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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