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You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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