so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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