the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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