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(617): View more from Massachusetts

You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.

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(518): View more from New York

You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.

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(541): View more from Oregon

You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.

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(646): View more from New York

How was the rest of your night?

(917): View more from New York City

A little fuzzy and a lot naked.

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(254): View more from Texas

We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.

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(480): View more from Arizona

library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.

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(916): View more from California

He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.

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(514): View more from Quebec

wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?

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