Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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