so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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