i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
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Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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