at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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