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I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
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