First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I feel like a drive thru vagina
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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