I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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