But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
His hands were made for my vagina.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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