But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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