I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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