i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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